the worst part about being designated driver is trying to get a car full of drunk people to all put their seat belts on

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california is so unaccustomed to rain that a local university was put on lock down today because people thought that a guy walking with a closed umbrella actually had a rifle in his hand. so cops came out in full-on gear. to arrest a man. carrying an umbrella. 



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